“With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil — that takes religion.”—Steven Weinberg
“You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.
Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”—Winston Churchill
“Who do you think is the coolest woman of all time?
Mary, mother of God… she got pregnant and convinced everyone she was still a virgin.”—Conversation between interviewer and Matthew Bellamy