October 2011
hello is this dog i am speaking to
YES THIS IS DOG
yes i was wondering if you were interested in consolidating all your debts into one easily payable debt
I AM DOG
okay sir thank you for your time
DOG
Appearance
- I have/had piercings besides the ears.
- I want piercings besides the ears.
- I have many scars.
I tan easily.- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have/want a tattoo.I can be self-conscious about my appearance.I have/had braces.- I have more than two piercings.
Embarrassment
Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.I’ve glued my hand to something.I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose- I’ve had my pants rip in public.
I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.Health
I’ve gotten stitches.- I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I’ve had chicken pox.
Travel
- I’ve been to Florida.
- I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.
I’ve been on a plane.- I’ve been to California.
- I’ve been to Asia.
- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
- I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
- I’ve been to the Caribbean.
- I’ve been to Europe.
Experiences
I’ve gotten lost in my city.- I’ve seen a shooting star.
- I’ve wished on a shooting star.
- I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.- I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
- I’ve slapped someone.
- I’ve kissed someone underwater.
I’ve chugged something.- I’ve crashed a car.
- I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a musical.I’ve auditioned for something.I’ve been on stage.- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
I’ve pranked someone.I’ve ridden in a taxi.Honesty / Crime
- I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
I’ve broken a law.I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.- I’ve sneaked/snuck out
I’ve lied about my whereabouts.I’ve cheated while playing a game.- I’ve been in a fist fight.
Death
- I’m afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals because they are too sad.
- I’ve seen someone/something die.
- Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
- I have attempted suicide.
I’ve thought about suicide before.- I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
- I own over 5 rap CD’s.
I’m obsessed with anime/manga.I collected comic books.- I own a lot of makeup.
- I own something from Pac Sun.
- I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on E-Bay.- I own something from Abercrombie.
I thrive on compliments.I thrive on hate.Random
- I can sing low key.
- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others easily.
I watch the news occasionally or always.I don’t like to kill bugs.I sing in the shower.- I’m a morning person.
- I’m a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.I care about grammar.I love to spam friends.- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
- I bake well.
My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.I would wear pajamas to school.- I like Martha Stewart.
I laugh at my own jokes.I eat fast food weekly.I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.I’m really ticklish.- I like white chocolate.
- I bite/used to bite my nails.
- I’m good at remembering names.
- I’m good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.People
- ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
- ..called me fat.
..have said I’m skinny.- ..have said I’m ugly.
- ..have said I’m pretty.
- ..have spread rumors about me.
- ..force me to eat.
..say I eat too much.- ..say I eat too little.
Eating
- I’ve lost weight.
- I’ve gained weight.
I’m at my thinnest.- I’m at my biggest.
- I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
- I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
- My weight affects my mood. A lot.
- I diet.
- I’m vegan/vegetarian.
- I exercise.
- I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
Family
I’ve sworn at my parents.I’ve planned to run away from home before.- I’ve run away from home.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want kids in the future.- I’ve had kids.
- I’ve lost a child.
Relationships
- I’ve gone on a blind date.
- I have/had a friend with benefits.
I miss someone right now.I have a fear of abandonment.- I’ve gotten divorced.
- I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
- Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
I’m a cuddler.- I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve hugged a stranger.- I’ve kissed a stranger.
Bad times
- I regularly drink.
- I can’t swallow pills
I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.- I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.
I have/had anxiety problems.I shut others out when I’m upset.- I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
I have taken/take anti-depressants.I’ve slept an entire day before.I’ve plotted revenge.
I’ll seek you out,
Flay you alive
One more word and you won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
I see right through you any hourI won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for you to gainI’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
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Blue Foundation | Bonfires
Reblog if you like this guy air-humping his way across the stage:
“OMG DA NOTES~~~~!”
this actually deserves four million notes, though
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
seriously if an anime guy has white/silver hair it’s physically impossible for him to be ugly it’s like the hair is magical okay oaky fuck you and your…. government








