- Me: Is it sad that I have 35 cabbages in my inventory?
- Friend: eat ALL the cabbages
- Me: nope
- I'm saving them
- to drop them all during my wedding
- like confetti
- Friend: what the fuck carlie
December 2011
The 50th GIF in your folder is whose place your closet leads to instead of Narnia.
Submitted by: Anon
fair enough (JK OMG YES)
OH YES PLEASE THANK YOU AMEN
OH MY-
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
… xD
i am okay with this.
Girl look at that manga
Girl look at that manga
Girl look at that manga
I’m sugoiGirl look at that manga
Girl look at that manga
Girl look at that manga
I’m sugoiWhen I walk in anime club, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they nyaning at me
I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it…
I’m desu and I know it.I’m desu and I know it.
mum: You’re attatched to that computer like an umbilical cord!
me: …
- me: *walks out of room*
- parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
- me: *gets food. goes back in room*
have you ever jacked off and then paused to blog and read a realllly funny post and just started laughing hard as fuck with your dick in your hand
this has actually happened before
Wow I really want to draw something!!!
>open up SAI
>???????????
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I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.
- Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
- Santa: Let's be realistic lol
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed →
goo.gl
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
MARIO Vs. PACMAN
- In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
- Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
- High School: Please don't write in cursive
- College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
- I always write in cursive. Notes, to-do lists, letters, poems. It makes me sad to know that my sister didn't have to learn cursive and can't read it. Hell, half the people my age can't read/write in cursive. I hate that penmanship is a thing of the past, I really do. It's an art form in itself, and I love the swift, fluid strokes of the pen that make each and every letter and the care it takes.
- But that's just me.
Something About Us
Daft Punk
Daft Punk - Something About Us
It might not be the right time
I might not be the right one
But there’s something about us I want to say
Cause there’s something between us anyway
I might not be the right one
It might not be the right time
But there’s something about us I’ve got to do
Some kind of secret I will share with you
I need you more than anything in my life
I want you more than anything in my life
I’ll miss you more than anyone in my life
I love you more than anyone in my life
- ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
- me: thanks you too
hundreds of years in the future
scientists discover what they believe is an ancient war chant from the 21st century
shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
- family member: so what are your plans
- me: sleep and eat
- family member: i meant for tomorr-
- me: sleep and eat
- family member: and for the futu-
- me: sleep
- family member: when you grow u-
- me: eat
No Surprises
Radiohead
radiohead- no surprises (via soundboard)
mm i’m pretty tired tonight. it’s been a rainy day & i had a doctor’s appointment earlier. (27 weeks along & everything is guuud.)