March 2012
“If MMORPG players were around when God said, “Let there be light” they’d have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.”
—7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming (via lasciviouslink)
what's the definition of trust?
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
omg
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
oh god
Fucking Brilliant.
- me: *barrel rolls into tv stand; almost knocks tv off*
- sister:
- me:
- sister:
- me: how many rupees you think i'd get if that fell on me
- sister: what
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Falling temporarily in love with people on public transportation
one time in the 7th grade I brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
I gotta say… that does look like a dildo.
