May 2012
iwantajaneaustenlife:
foxfaced:
hairblackas-night:
foxfaced:
hairblackas-night:
foxfaced:
odairbear:
do you british and american people not realize how confusing it is cause I never know if I should write color or colour
ALWAYS COLOUR
It depends if you like freedom or not.
If you like freedom, it is color.
if you like free health care it’s colour
if you like the taste...
computersaysnooo:
pricksatmywindow:
australia’s female teenage population are literally all “hipsters” who think the janoskians are comedic genius’ and are in love with one direction and wear supre varsity jackets and vans and footy shorts and use foundation as lipstick and quote call me maybe in every single selfie and run summer blogs and claim they’re original but they’re all the same oh my...
Watch
Watch
kkatkkrap:
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing,
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose...”
– Roald Dahl, The Twits (via larmoyante)
today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew:
i had $54.
i could either…
pay my $54 phone bill or
i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
