- Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
- Mom: He's black
- Me:
- Mom:
- Me:
- Mom:
- Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
June 2012
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
the high school musical chad barbie omg imma cry
He majored in VACATION.
that two tone weave omg
Me too, Chad, me too
wait wasn’t he in a movie with kelly clarkson?
in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
PLS BE MY FRIEND
I WON’T HURT YOU
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DON’T WIND UP THE WINDOW
PLS I’M
SRS
PLS DON’T LEAVE ME
I NEED
YOU IN MY
LIFE
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.
MARTIN FREEMAN.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
TOM HIDDLESTON
AND TOGETHER THEY MAKE.
FREE CUDDLES.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH
CHRIS EVANS
SCARLET JOHANSSON
MARK RUFFALO
JEREMY RENNER
ROBERT DOWNEY JR
