omg but what if hohenheim’s office didn’t have armor and shit in it and the first object ed grabbed to transmute al’s soul into was a rock or something so basically throughout all of fma ed would just pull a rock out of his pocket and have a legit conversation with it and onlookers would be like “wtf is that kid on” and he’d have to be like “no you don’t understand this is my brother al”
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.