August 2012
little yaoi problem #1
when you’re trying to leave the house but your fucking gigantic hands get caught in the doorway
communismkillsitonthedancefloor:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no
Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no
Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no
Harry Potter and It was Voldemort
Harry Potter and fuck you I was right
Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time
Harry Potter and shit, wrong again
obama means family
obama means nobody gets left behind
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
i dont know why i gif’d this but
Play
1:51
omg but what if hohenheim’s office didn’t have armor and shit in it and the first object ed grabbed to transmute al’s soul into was a rock or something so basically throughout all of fma ed would just pull a rock out of his pocket and have a legit conversation with it and onlookers would be like “wtf is that kid on” and he’d have to be like “no you don’t understand this is my brother al”
- fanfiction: "He grabs him by the waist, pulling him close, and they both moan. The next day--"
- me: excuse me why did u skip the sex
this is a post about anime
hi, under the cut i’m going to explain to you why you are wrong when you say “i hate anime style”
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.